One of the greatest things a gooner can do is upgrade their environment. A gooning paradise surrounded by stimulus is just what a gooner needs to keep their eyes on the prize and maintain their killer mentality. This guide will show you the best accessories needed for the ultimate goon cave.
The most important thing for a gooner is ample screen space to behold their favorite artworks. A meek level one(1) gooner may start by just using the built-in screen on their smartphone or tablet, but a true connoisseur shall quickly upgrade. You don't need multiple flatscreen TV's to create a fantastic goon cave, as any larger screens will do the trick. This can range from laptops, monitors, televisions, and even a projector or two if the space calls for it.
Gooning in the dark can be favored as it gives any potential intruders difficulty in catching you in the act. However, dwelling in a pitch-black room, illuminated by nothing but the glare of your monitor, is no way to live a healthy and productive goon life. Despite this, gooning in the sunlight, or by any normal ceiling lamp, is simply not the vibe. That's why we at Gooners United suggest upgrading your setups with any kind of ambient mood lighting. This can be done with any kind of LED strip, projection, or lamps. You can also choose to use natural colors (see picture on the left), or RGB lighting if you want to show your pride.
One does not simply goon on the floor. Any goon cave must be complete with some kind of soft furniture, preferably a mattress. Sofas, futons, and other options can be used if you are on a budget. A dedicated gooner may decide to raw-dog their furniture by choosing to sport a bare mattress with no decor. However, a gooner more concerned with aesthetics should opt for a complete mattress, bed frame, and more furniture to feel comfortable as well as to impress the huzz.
I ask you, humble gooner, what is a knight without his sword? A poet without his pen? A gooner without his lube? Every craftsman, artist, and hard worker needs a proper set of tools to get the job done. Gooning is no different. Make sure your gooncave is equipped with the proper tools to make gooning (and the clean up after) as easy and comfortable as possible. This can include the standard set of gooning tools (see header) but might need to include more items as a gooner increases their skill level.